Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.
This can save lives
ALYSSA FUCKING SENT THIS TO ME WITHOUT ANY FUCKING CAPTION I’M GOING TO KEEL OVER
ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog
imagine that howling at the moon
Truly a ferocious predator.
someone did art of my stupid post and it’s absolutely adorable i have literally never been so happy with a tumblr comment in my life
"Experimenting by front-lighting Paul’s head against a completely black background. He had to hold the pose for ages without blinking until I got the exposure just right. I took this in about 1962, but it’s eerily similar to Robert Freeman’s cover shot for With the Beatles a year later.”
- Mike McCartney
Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?
Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.